Showing posts with label Billy Graham. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Billy Graham. Show all posts

Saturday, 23 May 2015

Billy Graham's Daughter Announces All Authentic Christians To Depart Earth Imminently!

Today we are back in the USA to catch up with the mad and deranged ramblings of Anne Graham Lotz, the daughter of Evangelical Superstar, Billy Graham.

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You'll be pleased to know that Anne is following in the family tradition of swindling money out of gullible fools by quite literally scaring the bejesus out of them.

In one of her latest posts on her blog at her website, the religious charlatan pronounces that The Rapture is imminent.  Regular readers of Ghost Stories will know of The Rapture as a belief pretty much peculiar to mainly U.S. christian fundamentalist and Jehovah's Witnesses amongst a few others.  The theory goes that when the rapture occurs, Jesus will return and take all his followers up to a cloud where the weather will be perfect everyday and winds will be just right for windsurfing or whatever godly activity you may like to partake in.

With this in mind, Anne Graham Lotz tells us in her post that she recently 'led a prophecy seminar at The Billy Graham Training Center at The Cove.' She rambles on that after her speech she 'knew God had spoken. The messages almost made the hair stand up on the back of my neck. Why? Because God was clearly warning that His judgment is coming on America and on our world, and it’s going to be ugly. I knew it then, and I know it now.'

This then leads us to the next gem in her post :-

'I believe Jesus is soon to return to take all of His followers to Heaven with Him in what is referred to as The Rapture. While this will be deliverance for His people, can you imagine the impact on our nation, let alone the world, when suddenly every single authentic Christian disappears?'


Well folks, don't worry if you don't know what's going to happen when 'every single authentic Christian disappears,' because Anne is going to furnish us with the full details....hold on to your hats, because here we go! :-

'Institutions will collapse. Banks will close. The Stock Market will plunge. Planes will fall out of the sky. Cars will crash on the road. Government in America at every level will disintegrate. Families will be torn apart. In the unprecedented turmoil, our nation will be vulnerable for our enemies to seize the moment and attack us. There will be mass chaos, confusion, fear, grief, despair, anger, threats, danger… judgment.'

Yes, all that and judgment too.

Here's a judgment on you Anne.  You are full of shit and scaring people in order to earn a living.  That's bad, but probably not as bad as starting wars based on false information, leading to the death of millions of people.

Still, let's hope one day you are made to pay for your sins appropriately.

Friday, 17 April 2015

India - State Government To Enact Law Banning Black Magic

Sanity continues to shine in the face of madness in India, where the Minister for Home, Ramesh Chennithala, has announced that the state government is intending to enact a law 'to stop the practise (sic) of witchcraft or black magic,' according to thehindu.com.

 In a stunning display of conflating issues, looseness of language and just plain sloppy thinking, the minister said the 'police had received several complaints from people of exploitation by witchcraft practitioners.'

It is doubtful that there is anything as complicated as black magic rituals or witchcraft occurring in these cases of course.  However, what these cases more than likely entails is nefarious individuals using the cover of black magic and the occult to fleece people of their hard earned cash in return for some irresistible reward such as success in business or the promise of everlasting life in the hereafter.

Whilst we agree that people need to be educated to a standard that allows them to understand that they are being duped for their cash, if they are still then foolish enough to give up their hard earned cash for intangible rewards, that's their look out.

After all, Billy Graham got away with it for years and is still free in the United States after 96 years of religious scamming.

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