Showing posts with label Exorcism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Exorcism. Show all posts

Monday, 1 June 2015

Charlie Charlie Leads Charge Of Idiocy


The Charlie Charlie craze that has exploded across social media sites in the last week is striking for one main reason - its absolute undiluted stupidity.  The stupidity is not just confined to those that are taking part in the craze, but also to those that are taking up arms against it and parading their ignorance for all the world to see.

For those of you that are as of yet uninitiated into the Charlie Charlie phenomenon, please find a brief video below that will no doubt make you feel a lot less intelligent after watching.


Of course, anyone with half a brain would realize after watching such garbage that the whole thing is complete nonsense on legs being peddled around school playgrounds by the more dim witted type of kid.


However, maltatoday.com.mt report that schools have issued warnings to parents about the 'supernatural' game. Fr Jimmy Bartolo, coordinator of the Church Schools Association, told MaltaToday that schools had instructed students not to play the game on school premises. “We are opposed to the game because of its similarities and connection to the Ouija board, a game that is notably associated to black magic."

Over the last week, myths have started attaching themselves to the game, one being that 'Charlie' is a Mexican spirit.  Astute readers will realize that 'Charlie' is not a Mexican name and the only authentic Mexican Charlie is in fact a powder, not a spirit replicating itself via pre teens imaginations.

And in no great surprise, christiantoday.com report that 'vatican exorcist' Spanish priest Jose Antonio Fortea has weighed into the discussion, saying that playing 'Charlie Charlie' opens up children to the influence of demons.

The Christian Today article reports that :-

"Father Fortea warned that the game involves the real, occult practice of "calling on spirits," cautioning people that "some spirits who are at the root of that practice will harass some of those who play the game."

Even though players "won't be possessed," the spirit that has been summoned "will stay around for a while."
Also, the game "will result in other spirits beginning to enter into even more frequent communication."

"And so then the person really can suffer much worse consequences from the demons," Father Fortea said.

Another priest, Fr Stephen McCarthy, warned students at the Saints John Neumann and Maria Goretti Catholic High School in Philadelphia against playing the game, The Independent reported on Tuesday.

"There is a dangerous game going around on social media which openly encourages impressionable young people to summon demons," Father McCarthy said in an open letter.

"I want to remind you all there is no such thing as 'innocently playing with demons.'"

But lets face it, with so many of the Catholic and other clergy across the world being involved in child abuse, who is going to listen to them?

So a little honesty would be appreciated by Father McCarthy and Father Fortea.

Try this guys, Charlie, Charlie is complete garbage.  And so is the Catholic Faith.

Simple.

And if the above video wasn't enough to get you throwing babies randomly out of their prams, try sitting through the next one below and not only will you be throwing them out of their prams, but you'll be punching them in no time!


 

Sunday, 3 May 2015

Servants Of God Refuse To Speak To Journalists After Acrobatic Exorcism

Where exorcism by 'Christians' is concerned, events move on apace, but stay much the same.

This week, we note that in Kenya, a group who call themselves the 'servants of god' have administered an exorcism that includes some familiar evidence of physical abuse, mixed with some novel acrobatics that set it somewhat apart from the run of the mill abusive Roman Catholic Exorcism.

The victims this time, were a poor family in Kilifi county, Kenya.

The blind leading the blind

Apparently, according to the wife of 'the head of the family' the family home has been plagued by disease and poverty and the obvious recourse in this situation is exorcism.  This being the case, they called in the Wahudumu group from Kenya Revival Church, who also go by the pseudonym, 'servants of god.'

According to classic105.com  'the group tied the legs of the family members, allegedly to prevent the demons’ powers from confronting the healer. They smeared coconut oil on the family and poured buckets of water on them, before doing somersaults over their bodies.'

 Family head Francis Katana reported to journalists that he has had problems with his eyesight for three years and the hospital hadn't helped and at least the 'exorcism' had made him feel better.  Sadly, he did not report the holy rite actually having any benefit to his eye condition.

Neighbours seemed to be somewhat split on the effectiveness of the performance.

Some said the exorcism would help cleanse the family, others said that they had never seen such shenanigans.

Unsurprisingly, the exorcists themselves were somewhat bashful and would not respond to journalists questions regarding their activities.  And who are we to judge when 'servants of god' have a busy schedule of tying up victims and 'smearing' their bodies in 'coconut oil.'

Takes all sorts!


Monday, 27 April 2015

Cures For Masturbation

Are you fed up of your son slipping spunk encrusted socks into the laundry?

Are his sheets stuck together like the hardest glue?

Are you someone's son and you are suffering from red raw hands caused by sliding it to and fro on your sockledodger?

Do any of the above apply to you but you don't trust the catholic church enough to enter into your house to perform the only obvious solution to your problem, which is of course an exorcism by Cesare Truqui?

Then fear not, for help is at hand (no pun intended!!)

We here at Ghost Stories Manor, having been scouring high and low for a way to help those of you at their wits end with winkle waggling and the ensuing gooey mess covering your fingers, hands, wallpaper, ceilings and any old loose garment you find at hand to clear up your gummy explosion.

Wiki How, no less, are sporting a god send guide to help you curtail your tail tugging for good.

From the Wiki How guide on how to curb a masturbation addiction!

The author, rather than state that masturbation is a normal and healthy sexual activity, as long as it is practiced in private, states that, if 'you belong to a religion or philosophy that forbids masturbation, then it's possible to curb the impulse, gather your self-discipline, and take control of your urges.'

The author then goes on to outline a nine step guide to curing an addiction to masturbation, followed by some handy tips such as :-

  •  Think about your family or anyone else and what they would think if they were watching you. (eeewww!!!)
  • Set tiny goals for yourself, start with going 3 days clean, the third day is the speed bump, get past that and you KNOW that you're committed. Then go a week, then 10 days, then two weeks, then 17 days, etc. (Of course we all know about the third day pud pulling speed bump!!)
  • Take your mind off it with (non-sexual) music.
The article ends with a couple of warnings, the second of which, we here at Ghost Stories fully concur :-
  • Remember that members of the clergy and medical professionals are human and susceptible to error, too. If you ask someone for help and he or she suggests a remedy you find highly uncomfortable, seek a second opinion.
Yes, quite!

Good luck!

Sunday, 26 April 2015

Dangerous Religious Fantasist Cites Demonic Possession As A Reason For Church To Continue Abusing

Hot on the heels of last weeks conference on exorcism - where some of the worlds leading roman catholic clergy gathered to discuss ways of continuing and expanding their campaign of physical and psychological abuse of young, old and vulnerable people with religious clap trap and holy baloney, including the ridiculous and frankly worrying proclamation by one robed pervert who cites exorcism as a 'cure' for excessive masturbation - this week we have a Canadian 'Reverend' who has written a book claiming that mental illness is as much about demonic possession as it is about verifiable medical causes.

Dangerous religious fantasist 'reverend' Michael Driscoll cites demonic possession as a reason to perpetuate the psychological and physical abuse of the vulnerable by the church


 The Rev. Michael Driscoll has written a book ludicrously titled “Demons, Deliverance, and Discernment: Separating Fact from Fiction About The Spirit World,” in which he explains that medical science does not know everything about mental illness as it fails to entertain the possibility of demonic possession.

Citing, as so many religious abusers do, the case of a supposed case of demonic possession of a family according to the claims of a Gary, Ind., woman who claimed she and her three children were possessed by demons, Driscoll goes on to use this a a basis to propose all sorts of absurdities based around the bible and the usual sort of religious nonsense that gives many in the church a license to continue the groping and abusing of vulnerable people.

Saturday, 18 April 2015

Back, Sack And Cracking Up

A Chiropractor in Iowa, USA has come a cropper after applying his trade somewhat too loosely according to a report sourced by bulletinstandard.org.

Among the therapies on offer from Charles Manuel, a former Chiropractor was sex in return for 'Chiropractic Solutions' and also allegedly exorcisms, although we are not told what exactly the clients were expected to do for that particular service.

I know what you are thinking, it's hard to think anybody could be fooled by that exorcism ruse, as surely everybody knows that the only perverts that are ordained by god to perform the exorcism rites are Priests of the most holy roman catholic church.

Manuel reached an 'agreement' with the Iowa Board of Chiropractic, to surrender his chiropractic license and not practice for the next 10 years.

The shenanigans of Manuel, appear to have passed completely under the radar of other local residents who were shocked by the revelations.

One particular shocked resident was Robert Jackson, who bulletinstandard.org report 'lives across the street from exactly where Manuel used to practice, told KCCI. "It's particularly scary. I am appalled that it was going on exactly right across the street from exactly where I'm staying.'

Exactly!


Tuesday, 7 April 2015

Tantrik Beats 21yr old Woman Before Branding Her With Red Hot Iron In The Name Of Exorcism

Tantrik Beats 21yr old Woman Before Branding Her With Red Hot Iron

A 'holy man' in Raipur has been arrested after he subjected a 21 year old woman to a two hour attack in which he beat her, branded her with a red hot iron and then squeezed lemon juice into her eyes.  The holy man was responding to a request by the woman's father who believed the woman had been possessed by an evil spirit.

It is not yet known whether there will be permanent damage to one of the woman's eyes.....

For more info click on the blue link above......