Cures For Masturbation

Are you fed up of your son slipping spunk encrusted socks into the laundry?

Are his sheets stuck together like the hardest glue?

Are you someone's son and you are suffering from red raw hands caused by sliding it to and fro on your sockledodger?

Do any of the above apply to you but you don't trust the catholic church enough to enter into your house to perform the only obvious solution to your problem, which is of course an exorcism by Cesare Truqui?

Then fear not, for help is at hand (no pun intended!!)

We here at Ghost Stories Manor, having been scouring high and low for a way to help those of you at their wits end with winkle waggling and the ensuing gooey mess covering your fingers, hands, wallpaper, ceilings and any old loose garment you find at hand to clear up your gummy explosion.

Wiki How, no less, are sporting a god send guide to help you curtail your tail tugging for good.

From the Wiki How guide on how to curb a masturbation addiction!

The author, rather than state that masturbation is a normal and healthy sexual activity, as long as it is practiced in private, states that, if 'you belong to a religion or philosophy that forbids masturbation, then it's possible to curb the impulse, gather your self-discipline, and take control of your urges.'

The author then goes on to outline a nine step guide to curing an addiction to masturbation, followed by some handy tips such as :-

•  Think about your family or anyone else and what they would think if they were watching you. (eeewww!!!)
• Set tiny goals for yourself, start with going 3 days clean, the third day is the speed bump, get past that and you KNOW that you're committed. Then go a week, then 10 days, then two weeks, then 17 days, etc. (Of course we all know about the third day pud pulling speed bump!!)
• Take your mind off it with (non-sexual) music.

The article ends with a couple of warnings, the second of which, we here at Ghost Stories fully concur :-

• Remember that members of the clergy and medical professionals are human and susceptible to error, too. If you ask someone for help and he or she suggests a remedy you find highly uncomfortable, seek a second opinion.

Yes, quite!

Good luck!